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Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.
Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010
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Spider Cam

When a man looks thru his finger while catching his wife/girl masturbating trying not to look but not able to look away.
Mike pulled a spider cam as he tried not to watch his wife finish.
by Veranda Gang February 2, 2008
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Spider Inforcer

"A subspecies of spider person that was created by the Webb of life and destiny to defend other spider totems from threats like the inheritors and other multiversal threats"

"Spider inforcers are typically bulkier than other spider people and poses lots of unique powers across different individuals"

"Spider inforcers typically come to be in universes with other spider totems already present but they can also appean in a universe where they are the only spider person"

An example of this includes the very first spider inforcer called "Blue-Spider" from "earth 14-K" who dose not share a universe with other spider people

"Spider inforcers are typically more aggressive to those they consider a threat

And will likley attack them immediately"
"Only a spider inforcer can kill me. And you are not a spider inforcer"

"Spider inforcers are scary"
by Blue_spider September 13, 2023
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Spider cum

When you cum in a girls mouth upside down hanging from the celling
Last night I did the spider cum with my girl.
by Mr.bootyliker May 18, 2021
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Rectal Spider

Once you've "finished" on the vaginal crease. The cum runs down your legs/thighs, and feels like a bug crawling down you.
by Kung Pao Dickin' April 18, 2015
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Green Spider

He comes from Chernobyl and lives inside Mrs. Hobble, if he were to bite you, your life might go wobble
hey jimjam be carful if that green spider, if you get bitten you could die
by mmmmmmmmilk April 23, 2020
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Spider Cup

The back middle cup of a beer pong rack. Can only occur if the middle row has been eliminated and the front cup is still standing (sometimes referred to as a "Letterman"). However, other cups can become "Spider Cups" if you yell it loud enough.
I couldnt win the beer pong tournament because I just couldnt hit that darn Spider Cup.
by Chris from Gtown October 16, 2008
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