by Zondax April 10, 2020
A song that, if you live in a household of persons that may be involved with church or charity's, it would be very offensive to play this song loudly. So you wear headphones.
A: Yo, I had this great headphones song, so i bought some beats to listen to em with, but beats are made of such terrible quality that everyone could hear them
B: lol. rip
B: lol. rip
by BobTucker567 February 07, 2018
A shockingly dark song that tells you how to commit suicide by hanging. It was so controversial that the artist had to make a family-friendly version.
The Noose Song
Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom, what has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull
Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose
Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom, what has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull
Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 13, 2021
When you're listening to your ipod, mp3 player, or CD; and find that none of the songs appeal to you, so you just keep going on to the next song until you're going so fast that you're almost not even stopping to listen to any of them.
Friend: "Why do you keep going to the next song on your ipod?"
Me: (stops) "Crap, sorry about that. I was stuck in a song sprint."
Me: (stops) "Crap, sorry about that. I was stuck in a song sprint."
by melcal26 February 02, 2010
by _baileymathis_ January 26, 2018
by HamimationsFanNumber15 September 21, 2023
A song by Pecos & the Rooftops that causes men to instinctively grab a beer from the fridge as soon as they hear the first cord.
*This damn song starts to play*
Men: “I guess I’m drinking tonight”
*proceeds to throw back a rack of beer all while having the thousand yard stare*
Men: “I guess I’m drinking tonight”
*proceeds to throw back a rack of beer all while having the thousand yard stare*
by CSD02 December 24, 2022