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Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out
Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.
by DrInfidel January 7, 2014
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Sneeze

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022
mugGet the Sneezemug.

sneeze stew

"Dude, you don't look so good. Is that breakfast burrito staying put? I can pull over if you need to sneeze stew."
by Chorizo Pudding June 14, 2025
mugGet the sneeze stewmug.

Sneeze Job

A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.
Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -

You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024
mugGet the Sneeze Jobmug.

Cheese Sneeze

A sexual act where a participant wets their feet and scrapes the cheese off their feet and smears it upon the other partners face
"Man I gave her a Cheese Sneeze yesterday"
"Dude wtf"
by Wyvern45 November 19, 2022
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Dip sneeze

A squeaky muffled sneeze developed by your most seasoned dippers to avoid a nose full of burning wintergreen
Mike: *squeak*
Tbls: "What a bitch sneeze"
Mike: "fuck off that was a dip sneeze"
by Not a bitch sneeze September 17, 2015
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Lmao you sneezed!

When a person sneezes an his bros are too autistic to say god bless you.
Samuel: *sneezes*
Juan: Lmao You Sneezed!
Samuel: Thanks..?
by r33ferdenier August 3, 2023
mugGet the Lmao you sneezed!mug.

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