Your lap is the top of your thighs when you sit down, where your cat might sit. Lap can also refer to a trip around a racetrack, or to the act of overtaking a competitor by a lap. Lap is associated with a number of idioms. If something "falls into your lap," you have gotten something without making much effort.
by Nagsnbev August 15, 2019
by Big Daddy Hustler March 21, 2021
Emma asked if she could sit on Gray's pipe.
No problem I'll just lay back then said Gray!
Past tense:-
I sat on Gray's pipe this morning said Emma
No problem I'll just lay back then said Gray!
Past tense:-
I sat on Gray's pipe this morning said Emma
by Blade2good December 08, 2010
A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.
Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.
Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.
dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.
by quasimotoh2 March 25, 2011
When you're annoyed at someone, and you want them to shove the neck of a wine bottle up their butt so they feel pain and misery
by gbaby02 April 24, 2016
by gettinrippedsince86 January 27, 2010
Person 1: Bro I can't sit properly.
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly
by ani.png June 02, 2021