Mia Simone

A beautiful, amazing girl. Very short and sometimes scary. Likes to express emotions and is very clear about them. Sometimes they can be a hoe. But they can be an amazing friend when they want to.

Friend-“Omg did you see how short that girl was?”
Friend 2-“Yeah, what do you expect? She’s a Mia Simone”

by NickTheSlick14 July 14, 2019

Simon Budge

Simon bowls pumpkins he licks aiden angs boody, he says he made 100 but it was in t20 blast. he Usually looks like my dogs food and eats grass for knowledge. He has a bbc and yet he looks like aiden angs snot.

My cat sat on Simon Budge

by anonymous September 9, 2021

Winter Simon

Winter is the funniest girl you will ever meet. She can make you laugh so hard that you'll pee your pants. She is beautiful inside and out. She is so naturally pretty. She doesn't do too well with relationships so she can never keep a boyfriend YET. But someday she will find her soulmate. Any person who has Winter in their life is so lucky. She's one of a kind. She has really good dancing skills and she is a really talented singer. She has the prettiest eyes and the perfect size of lips. She thinks she is fat, when in reality she has the best body. She is confident,outgoing, and friendly. Winter can make friends with anyone. She also has a bestfriend and her bestfriend is really cool hehe. Anyways your very lucky if you come across winter in your life.

Someone: Hey is that the cheerleader, Winter Simon?
Mia: HELL YEA! She's awesome!

by mia avocado October 13, 2020

Anna-simon

Anna-simon is the most hot and prettiest girl from the whole school, she is also VERY smart and beautiful, and let’s not talk about that beautiful hair of her. I would sit here and would talk hours about it

Omg is that Anna-simon? She is so beautiful damnnn

by Louis_06 April 12, 2021

Simon Carr

A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.

Simon Carr is Jewish, but I swear he’s cool

by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019

Simon Hemel

His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair

ey ur a goat you must be simon hemel

by Marmalade December 8, 2019

Simon Birch

1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.

2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.

Example:

Bro 1: "My knees hurt."

Bro 2: "Why bro?"

Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"

Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."

Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."

by Wilma333 May 2, 2010