Rhymin Simon

Best Rapper alive!!.

I wanna buy rhymin simon's new album

by Rhymin Simon July 27, 2004

Covid Simon Says

The act of making different rules in each state of the United States to prevent the spread of Covid-19. Makers of these rules (state governors, mainly) often do no abide by the same rules the force upon everyone else.

Maine's Governor just did another Covid Simon Says. She made a rule that requires everyone to eat in restaurants wearing a mask at all times.

by M-Appolo November 18, 2020

dirty simon

Someone who never takes a shower or washes himself with dirty water is called Dirty Simon.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.

Did you see that guy over there? It's a Dirty Simon.

Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.

by Bari May 24, 2006

dirk simon

Why you little... I'm going knock your dick into the dirt.

Just remember that payback is a bitch.

by Paul Bauer November 21, 2004

Simonbradshaw

the worse, most extereme case of violent diarrehea one can imagine,usually accompanied by a foul almost inhuman stench. Often induces nausea and vomitting.

Oh man I had the worse case of simonbradshaw lastnight.

by dontfkwitme October 20, 2008

Simon Brocrotch

1) A name you call people for teh lulz

2) A fake name you use to get out of any situation

1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch

person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?

person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch

by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009

simobrowsing

When two (or more) people are browsing a website at the same time in the same location.

Also spelled 'simulbrowsing'.

Sitting on the couch next to my sister, each on our own laptops, we both clicked on the same link to the same website, at the same time. We were simobrowsing.

by ryanANDalex July 14, 2009