1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.
2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.
2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."
2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."
2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
by An Asian Girl December 7, 2011
Get the closet shoppingmug. Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!
Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.
Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.
by Fistinator October 14, 2010
Get the Painting the shopmug. Vagina (from the old joke: How do we know the deigner of the woman's body is a Pollack? Who else would put the shit house right next to the snack shop?)
by Big Steve September 4, 2003
Get the snack shopmug. by tastynuggets21 March 18, 2014
Get the boozery shoppingmug. The Reject shop is a shop you never go into unless you are at your last resort.
Whenever you pass it is lawful to make the joke "That is where you were born"
Whenever you pass it is lawful to make the joke "That is where you were born"
by Type of person September 26, 2020
Get the The Reject Shopmug. guy1: *watches Jessica Alba walking by*
guy2: man stop 'window shopping' you know you can't have her!
guy2: man stop 'window shopping' you know you can't have her!
by cr1sc0@KTOWNLACA January 9, 2011
Get the Window Shoppingmug. by iTz X Legit Chronic MLG Snipes November 16, 2012
Get the Wood Shopmug.