dick socket

An ass, a meanie, a general negative term, often used with friends.

Bill: Hey can I have some of that pizza?
Will: No get away!
Bill: Don't be such a dick socket

by Kiwi Pomerleau June 2, 2004

The Shocker

The act of inserting 2 fingers in the poontang and 1 in the ass.

Going to town with one in the brown.

by JohnD July 20, 2008

whiskey shocker

basically your standard whiskey shot but after throwing it back, you stick your tongue on the end of a D battery

Hey Jim stop being so mopey were gettin ready to go get shit faced at the bar.

Ok Jack, I'm just gonna take a couple whiskey shockers and that will wake me up.

by trigger mikes March 30, 2010

shocker

Two in the kitty, one in the shitty.

The shocker made my little finger smell like poop because it was in her ass.

by Swar December 28, 2005

Funshawe Shocker

We at Funshawe College (Fanshawe)in London, ON have revamped the classic shocker. Instead of taking in the third finger and only placing the pinky in the stink, we take in the middle finger and drop two in the stink.

As I was ruining this chick I met at the bar, I decided the classic shocker wasn't enough degradation. We switched up the option and made her cry real hard. SWEET!

by Josh December 13, 2004

anal-berger shocker

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the ass, and 1 into the vagina. This is usually performed when she is laying on her stomach. This is the inverse of the common shocker. Only the kinkiest of slampigs will ask or allow for this to happen. Commonly described a number of ways, for example 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink. Attempting this move on a slampig not directly asking for it is reserved for those of the highest bro king status as this can very easily backfire and for those trying to degrade women as much as possible.

I went in for the shocker but the chick flipped over and begged for the anal-berger shocker.

My night got really weird when the slampig I was with asked me to give her the anal-berger shocker.

Friend 1: How did your night end up?

Friend 2: It was going well until I went for the anal-berger shocker and I got a hair iron thrown at me as I ran through the dorm naked holding my clothes over my crotch as everyone came out to view my shame.

by Jake Chillinhaal July 10, 2011

socket

a useless thing. alternative to doucebag or douche.

John is a total socket.

by Yerngle February 21, 2009