loan shark

A "loan shark" is an unofficial, illegal person / organisation who loans money. The advantage of using a loan shark is that there is no credit check on your past, so anyone can borrow money from them. THe disadvantages are the extortionate rates of interest and that the loan is secured on your body. If you don't pay your installments, you get a broken leg. If you miss another, your other leg is broken and it goes on and on.

"I am really strapped for cash and the bank have turned me down for a loan."

"You need a laon shark pal."

by James Padgett July 18, 2004

turd shark

A sexual act where many men and women, sometimes on special occasions even children take shits in a public pool and someone eats as much defication as they can

Clifford: hey Patricia want to get your family together so we can play turd shark?!

Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!

Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty

Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away

Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!

by Oscar the plug September 5, 2017

flipping the shark

Tranaitive Verb; The act of putting a woman into a trance like state and sexually submissive state through the discovery of a sensual or sexual action (hair pulling, fingers in her mouth, gentle biting of her neck etc.) towards her that causes said trance/sexually submissive state which is similar to the state of a shark when flipped upside down.

Last night with Brittany, I was flipping the shark by putting my fingers in her mouth to suck on! Her eyes rolled back in her head! That's interesting Bob because I flipped the shark with Ariel by pulling her long blond hair back hard. Flipping the shark is fun once you get the hang of it.

by absolutseth May 14, 2015

Weener Shark

A weener shark is a woman or gay male whom loves to attack dicks in a shark like manner.

Dude 1: Yo bro did you hook up with that bitch from 308 last night?

Dude 2: Hell yeah nigga, I got in raw and everything that hoe is a weener shark.

by Ozio August 29, 2013

Shaggy Shark

A man who hasn't shaved anywhere but still manages to be at the top of the food chain with the ladies.

I'm sick and tired of getting cockblocked by that shaggy shark over there.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

jaguar shark

A beautiful sea beast content with minutely scientific and immensely self centered man towards revenge. The creature feeds on fluorescent snapper and dwells in the deep ocean. Until the latest documentary by the the undersea explorer and deep sea diver Steve Zissou (also a womanizer) . its existence had been disputed.

*About the jaguar shark*
Eleanor Zissou: It is beautiful Steve.
Steve Zissou: Yea, it's pretty good isn't it... I wonder if it remembers me...

by kevinfloss May 26, 2014

lane shark

The annoying third person who jumps into your already-full swimming lane at the pool.

Me: "Hey, I'm swimming in this lane. There's an empty one over there."
Guy: "I think I'll stay here."
Me: "You damn lane shark!"

by Iniamyen August 19, 2013