Reddit second

The amount of time it takes for a Reddit comment to be downvoted after posting it.

Wow, I just agreed with OP and my comment got downvoted in a Reddit second.

by Mike_Litoris October 23, 2022

18 Seconds

The amount of time it takes for a comment to be deleted on Dildo Death Race

It's really sickening that these "moderators" are deleting my comment after 18 seconds

by Lamezoner March 20, 2021

Dog second

One dog second is around 0.003 seconds. Yes I calculated it it took a lot of time and it was worth it.

P1: Hey how much is one dog second?
P2:one sec...(30 minutes later) 0.003 seconds is one dog second.

by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 22, 2021

cat second

One cat second is 0.25 of one human second.
Yes this is the same person who found dog second

P1:”Yo what is a cat second now?”
P2:”Seriously...fine...0.25 cat second is one human second”

by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 23, 2021

second-cousin

2C:
1- Parent's first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's full sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.

My second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Second responder

Anyone that responds to an emergency that is not immediately on the scene when it happens. Ex: police, firefighters, paramedics.

The true first responders are those who are at the scene when the emergency starts and the second responders arrive during or after the situation has already been resolved.

by Bourbonstreetguttersnake May 26, 2021

second harvest

a beverage that can only be created where you drink alcohol, digest it, and then urinate it into a container.

i got gotta chug this second harvest, FAST!

by bullettimeboom April 6, 2016