scooter

adj. smooth

You have a nice taste in whiskey; but if you get the chance, try Slane Triple Casket - it'll be very scooter as soon as it passes your lips!

by Philandra August 11, 2021

scooter pooter

HIDDEN

hidden is a scooter pooter

by ggwpurapoop August 27, 2021

Jt Scooters And Co

Jt is a dumb cunt that likes to sleep from 7am and wake up at 8:30 pm the nocturnal fuck. He tries to pull girls but his pale face doesn’t do the job. He loves to pick up cigarette butts off the ground and smoke them up. He’s a all round mess and lives in a little sleep out in the middle of nowhere. He needs help in life as he doesn’t know what to do at all

Jt scooters and co u grotty cunt go find some more durries u mop

by KefeTangapenisslut May 13, 2021

Scooter effect

the condition in a which a person or persons drink alcohol to the point of passing out. Occasionlly they wake up with 'party paintings' all over the body.

After the 19th beer the scooter effect pulled John into a deep slumber in which Jack and Dionne drew pictures all over his body.

by Jason March 8, 2004

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

Scooter

A mode of transportation used typically when scavenging for pooters. In addition, they are typically rammed into a booter when during a sacred courting ritual

Thats why your scooter has no fuel, so dont make me ram my scooter in your pooter

by Booty Ass kid December 15, 2024

E-scooter virginity

When you’re a college student at a big school your first time getting hit by someone on an e-scooter is when you lose your e-scooter virginity. Very few people graduate as e-scooter virgins

That football player hit me on his e-scooter yesterday. He took my e-scooter virginity

by OG Zus August 18, 2025