by Bamos June 21, 2006
Get the salty daltymug. noun- a leathery, crotchety, seasoned firefighter that believes he/she is God's gift to creation due to his/her experience and knowledge gained while working in the greatest profession on earth. AKA: the best job in the world.
noun- a disorder suffered by firefighters, sometimes called "Salty Jake Syndrome".
Signs and symptoms of being a salty jake are the following :
1. Crusty, dented, scorched helmet (suddenly appears after 1 year on the job)
2. Dirty, stinking Bunker Gear with rips and tears all over
3. Sudden appearance of station uniforms resembling a domicile challenged individual
4. White officer devices that suddenly, over night, become charred and covered in soot
5. Waxing poetically about rubber coats and hip boots, (In spite of the fact of not being on the job when they were worn)
6. Entitlement attitude (this job owes me)
7. All stories begin with; "We had a Job", "Remember how it used to be", "This is how we do it here", "That company sucks", etc......
8. And the ultimate sign - a bushy mustache
noun- a disorder suffered by firefighters, sometimes called "Salty Jake Syndrome".
Signs and symptoms of being a salty jake are the following :
1. Crusty, dented, scorched helmet (suddenly appears after 1 year on the job)
2. Dirty, stinking Bunker Gear with rips and tears all over
3. Sudden appearance of station uniforms resembling a domicile challenged individual
4. White officer devices that suddenly, over night, become charred and covered in soot
5. Waxing poetically about rubber coats and hip boots, (In spite of the fact of not being on the job when they were worn)
6. Entitlement attitude (this job owes me)
7. All stories begin with; "We had a Job", "Remember how it used to be", "This is how we do it here", "That company sucks", etc......
8. And the ultimate sign - a bushy mustache
My Knowledge of the fire service has been forever expanded by the vast influence of the salty jakes that I work with.
by A salty fireman November 21, 2013
Get the salty jakemug. One of the male/female persuasion that talks tons of crap before a game...then gets completely owned. Afterwards he makes excuses, leaves early, or quits as soon as he gets to the lobby. WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM BEFORE!
by Tom noobz January 8, 2009
Get the salty noobmug. Sprinkling salt and pepper into a girls vagina and sniffing it up to cause yourself to sneeze onto her vagina.
by tslz January 20, 2015
Get the salty dragonmug. You cum in a girl's mouth, and follow it up with a shot of warm tequila. She must swallow it all.
Optional step if you like the girl: give her a twist of lime to finish it off.
Optional step if you like the girl: give her a twist of lime to finish it off.
by NastyFuckk January 18, 2009
Get the Salty Margaritamug. by schme-schme October 16, 2008
Get the Salty Cuntmug. A woman giving a man a blowjob, before the famous bust, the man aggressivily grabs the woman by her hair and shoves the tip of his dick, to (preferrably) the womans left nostril and sends a calcium rocket to her brain
by Chufi722 October 1, 2009
Get the Salty Tylermug.