A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.
by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025
Get the Wesley Russellmug. Caisen is the most handsome man in the world. He always makes his girlfriend happy and smile and is the most caring person in the world. He is so sexy and has the best dick in the world! He will make you nut in seconds from his face. Don’t take him from his girlfriend though, she’s crazy.
by his girlfriend(kalyn sweeney) September 17, 2025
Get the Caisen Russellmug. Ex:
Russell : “I gotta go, I’m going out with Catherine for our 8 month anniversary”
Everyone else: “anniversaries are annual bruh”
Russell :*Leaves the boys*
Russell : “I gotta go, I’m going out with Catherine for our 8 month anniversary”
Everyone else: “anniversaries are annual bruh”
Russell :*Leaves the boys*
by Argopanda July 22, 2020
Get the Russellmug. Russel is a racist homophobic guy. He has no life and only play fortnite. He is also bery retarded he failed an open book english test three times. He is also a psychopath he likes to make fake scenarios of people dying. He’s also the type to be faked depressed and rather than solving his own problems he just hates someone else.
Russel is a dickhead
by YesssssDaddy April 2, 2022
Get the Russelmug. Russell is a very caring person he will strive to make you happy He loves to skate board and loves every one he makes a great boy friend and is atractided to people with the names naomi , Julia , joana, Ariana , and ect. he evreing thing a girl ever wants.
"I love Russell"
by russellrruurhebrgleiufgnhwpigo November 2, 2019
Get the Russellmug. by alex russel October 20, 2017
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