Pussy puddling

When someone is continuously crying like a little bitch.

Dude is straight pussy puddling over his break up!

by 3886 July 5, 2019

Muddy Puddle

To stomp shit down a shower drain

I just done a muddy puddle in the shower

by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023

puddle tapping

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.

Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

Stealth puddle

The term given to a loose paving stone that collects water underneath it which splashes your leg when you step on it.

Manchester is full of stealth puddles

by smitchlovesfunk September 13, 2017

puss puddle

a puddle under a female that is made when a female gets wet or cums

He gave me the biggest puss puddle i've ever had!

by Steelan January 28, 2018

Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina

"Watch out! Don't stop in that puddle of muff".

by Sweet Lucy November 9, 2022

Puddle baby

A baby concived from a gang bange

Wow dude your a puddle baby!

by Thedonwonnn December 17, 2025