sissy puddles

when a sissy rubs their pathetic little clitty dixk until they cum in the palm of their own hand because they’ve watched so many CEI porn videos (Cum Eating Instructional) they now have to catch it all and slurp it up, for goddess.

Goddess Lana, a girl online, has me slurp my sissy puddles for her all the time.

by sillyboiv April 27, 2024

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

Muddy Puddle

To stomp shit down a shower drain

I just done a muddy puddle in the shower

by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023

puddle tapping

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.

Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

Puddle Bump

Any child under 3 feet tall that thinks they are cute by being loud. And being defiant to adults.

Loud singing, Loud talking, Screaming, Jumping, Stomping(Puddle Bumping) up or down the stairs and slamming doors. (ADALIA)

by Merth December 16, 2008

Stealth puddle

The term given to a loose paving stone that collects water underneath it which splashes your leg when you step on it.

Manchester is full of stealth puddles

by smitchlovesfunk September 13, 2017

Meth Puddle

#MethPuddle can be used to describe or insult someone who is a life time member of glassy.

Oi bro, that girl ya had over last night looked like a fuckin half burnt meth puddle.

by heyheytaytay69 April 22, 2022