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Profesh in the Mesh

Obtaining the behaviours and strong memory expertise of a professional into the “mesh,” metaphorical for the hippocampus of the brain; being too extremely professional at an activity.
person 1: aw dang, Cailyn has her face in the wall again while on pointe because she can’t remember the exercise

person 2: don’t worry, she just has to get profesh in the mesh, then she’ll get it.
by littlered989 October 11, 2023
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Professional Yapper

Someone that constantly yaps about things that don't matter or someone that doesn't shut the hell up.
Girl: "Yap yap yap yap yap"
Boy: "Bro can you shut up, you're a professional yapper."
by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023
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Tip Profiler

Someone who checks up on the size of the gratuity left by another person in a restaurant, bar, etc. to make sure that person didn't short change the waiter.
I picked up the tab at the bar. When I was looking away, one of my freinds grabbed my credit card slip to make sure I had left a big enough tip. So I said, "Dude, you're a tip profiler? You just tip profiled me!? Next time you're paying A-hole!"
by Purplesteel October 9, 2009
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starbucks professional

Grifter/hustler who "offices" at a Starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job title (i.e. Estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
Favored expressions: "I can get back with you on that.", "I know I can save you money.", "Here's my card.", "Do you have a card?".
Turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his "office".
by OkieObserver September 28, 2014
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Phallus Professor

One whose fascination with the male reproductive organ never ceases.

They constantly create inaccurate diagrams of the body part, usually in their mates workbook for a teacher to find. Anyone who knows someone of this profession should seek mental help for them immediately.
"Trent drew a dick in my workbook the other day". "dude, then he's a phallus professor and there's no saving him".
by we should kill teh bronies September 16, 2015
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dental professional

Super hot chicks at a dental office. They work on your teeth and usually respond to names like Cheryl, Cinda, Shelbey, or Kylee.
I have an appointment with my dental professional today. I can't wait.
by John's Smith's February 28, 2017
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Famous Professor Syndrome

When a lecturer in a college or university is either so famous or such a genius that he or she has lost the ability to connect with students. This makes their teaching style extremely confusing and careless and they may not even make it to every lesson.
"What do you think its like to take an acting class from James Franco?"

"Its probably all taught by TA's with occasional cameos by Franco. Its typical Famous Professor Syndrome"
by Argentarius June 27, 2017
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