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A rare species of goat with a high-powered sniper inserted into its its right hoof.
I sniped the Pongoats head right off , and searched for it.
pongoat by Pongoat October 10, 2015

Pontoon ride 

Slang for intercourse with a male.
Pontoon ride by Idontknowshit March 21, 2016

pony yogurt 

A thick curdled residue found in equine semen harvesting gear. True pony yogurt develops after semen harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.
Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!
pony yogurt by tupac_lives July 22, 2016

pony pool 

A group of single male or female friends comprised of EX's and people who want to get with the person who keeps a pool. Commonly involved in inappropriate conversations and sexual advances with who has the pool.

Common outcome of a Pony pool inappropriate behavior by both parties.
Examples of use:
" She keeps a Pony pool because she's afraid of commitment."
" she keeps a Pony pool because it's easier to cheat"
" She keeps A Pony pool because she doesn't want to reject them and hurt their feelings."
pony pool by Angrytrucker May 13, 2016

Pony bait 

A term used for damaged my little ponies that can’t be restored to their original state, be it due to plastic colour fade or any other conditions. These ponies are often used for OOAK (custom) projects and will be sold for this purpose.
I got this toy bundle, it’s full of pony bait
Pony bait by XxXiXxX October 23, 2019
Smart, Attractive, often anoying yet very chill about certain things. Often unable to move on from his past exes but he will definitely think positively
Oh look, the ponloe guy is here
ponloe by 8November November 26, 2019