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pearl monocle

When a load of ejaculate is shot into only one eye of a recipient, and then dribbles down the face. The likely results of sitting up after recieving a pearl eye patch.
After I gave her the old pearl monocle she looked a little like that guy from monopoly.
by chowderlap August 5, 2008
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tahitian black pearl

A tahitian black pearl is a sexual act in which a white male has boob sex with a black girl and cums on her boobs. Hence the word pearl for sperm's pearly-white luster.
Marissa loved it when I gave her a shiny Tahitian Black Pearl!
by Nathan Avalando June 21, 2008
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pearson

To overprice a book, fail to support it, and provide substandard online materials for it.

Etymology - user willfe's comment from reddit thread by user yardape6
I bought an e-book but never managed to get downloadable CD content for it from the publisher. They pearsoned the book.
by redanon December 7, 2011
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pearl jam

Fucking amazing band that most people cant justify hating them without using childish names and homophobic slurs...
hater: Pearl jam are a bunch of fucking faggot shit-eaters
fan: Um... no they are one of the most influental acts of the last decade.
hater: Watever you fudgepacking cocksucker...
by Dr. Awesome August 16, 2006
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pearl necklace

When a man ejaculates on a women's neck
She didnt want to swallow so I gave her a pearl necklace.
by Dey 5 Dey December 24, 2007
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pearling

Pearling is actually another term for subdermal implants in the genitals. Subdermals are usually made with silicone molds, but can also be made with other things. Subdermals are planted underneath the skin so that they create a raised design. People use pearling as a way to increase sexual pleasure by having rods and small beads implanted in either the labia or the foreskin on the penis. This practice was believed to be started by the Japanese.
Bob used pearling to please his wife more in bed.
by pishposhpotato December 15, 2012
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pearl panty

The result of a man humping between a partner's ass cheeks (or withdrawing at the height of anal sex) and shooting his hot reward. The charming scene of a warm sticky load of cum on and about the lower back and crack.
She's not much for swallowing, but she'll sport a pearl necklace in style. Last night, I surprised her with a pearl panty. She wore it like a queen, and called her sister in to show off!
by Traitor Vic November 15, 2006
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