Pee hugger

A man who, when entering a public restroom, and upon surveying the available urinals, chooses to pee at the urinal right next to another guy, ignoring the fact that 4 other urinals are empty. Not necessarily a homosexual act, just one of inexplicable cluelessness.
Charlie in accounting is a real pee hugger. I thought I felt his pee spray on my leg, even though there were 5 other empty urinals.
by Max Rubble March 11, 2008
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pee cleaner

when you clean the toilet by aiming your pee at the stain.
over a period of days, the toilet will actually look cleaner. (especially useful on skid marks)
My brother left some skid marks in the toilet bowl, so I had to use some pee cleaner.
by Selusha December 23, 2007
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Pee-ramid

When a couple or two people use a toilet at the same time to urinate.

One individual sits on the toilet and the other straddles the first person's legs and urinates through the thigh-gap.
—"That was the longest car ride! Honey, I don't think I'll be able to wait while you go to the bathroom. Can we do a pee-ramid?"
by Nøva March 05, 2012
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ketchup pee

The liquid that collects inside a ketchup bottle if it has been left alone for a long period of time.
I forgot to shake the bottle and now I have ketchup pee on my sandwich.
by Woobilly Beall October 26, 2010
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pee plate

A "plate" of pee made by pissing on a dish and freezing it. Once frozen, the plate can be slid under the door of an unsuspecting victim, where it thaws into a puddle on their floor or a stain on their carpet.
When Tom blocked up Mike's door with snow, Mike knew there could only be one form of revenge: a pizza-sized pee plate.
by dave65 June 03, 2007
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tee-pee

Toilet paper. Beavis says this a lot when he becomes the great cornholio.
"I am the great Cornholio. I need tee-pee for my bunghole."
by Jason the great cornholio August 23, 2006
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ass pee

noun: a kind of diarrhea that makes a squirt sound as it comes out. Sometimes, a faint splashing noise can be heard.
Aw man, I gotta go home and take an ass pee.
by Angdydrew March 16, 2005
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