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Shadow ordering

Shadow ordering is a variant of shadowban. Instead of hiding your posts completely, a social media platform will send them to the ends of lists where few are likely to see them. At the same time, they lie to you: tricking you into thinking your posts are doing better than they are.

For instance, when you leave a reply on Twitter and then look at the reply page, your reply will be right at the top. However, if you then look at the same page while logged in to another account, you might need to scroll page after page to see your reply.

In some cases, you might need to click 'Show more replies' to find your reply. Twitter calls tweets after that link 'LowQuality'. They have a second 'AbusiveQuality' section even further down.

Only in rare cases does any of this make sense. Twitter usually elevates low-content replies while suppressing higher-quality content. Their ranking is based more on popularity, the number of people who block you, a desire to protect verified users from dissent, etc. Only in some cases is this based on ideology: in the USA, both liberals and conservatives are heavily impacted by shadow ordering.
"Look, my reply to the GOP is at the top of the list!"
"Uh, no. I'm logged in to my account and I had to scroll 20 pages to see your tweet. They tricked you using shadow ordering."
by 24Ahead January 6, 2023
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Order 66

Without explanation, you abruptly interrupt intercourse to answer your phone and reply "It will be done my lord." Then commence to fiercely attack your partner until one or both of you is dead. Bonus points if you are in a polyamourous orgy and get others to join you.
"Annie and I were really going at it when I Order 66 'ed her - so if you could pay my bail, I'd really appreciate it."
by Robert S. Dylan, III July 9, 2023
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Ordered

At 1:38 am.
Hym "Ordered and waiting for it to ship. The first thing I did when I woke up. Literally used it as a method to test whether or not my money was on my card."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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New World Order

the order that you make after taking look at the menu..
".. and my order would be the new world order..""
by alcopaul August 24, 2023
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jairo order pizza day

The second thursday of each month Jairo gets to order pizza & breadsticks of his coworkers choosing! #jairopizzaday
Hey Taylor, it's the second Thursday of September! You know what that means!

No way Abby! It's Jairo order pizza day!!
by Circle1234 September 14, 2023
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jairo order pizza day

The second thursday of each month Jairo gets to order pizza & breadsticks of his coworkers choosing! #jairopizzaday
Hey Taylor, it's the second Thursday of September! You know what that means!

No way Abby! It's Jairo order pizza day!!
by Circle1234 September 14, 2023
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Post-Order

To go after someone two years or more older for sexual or romantic advances. Commonly used with the word preorder. Any sex can used this word since it applies to all of them.
Jake went to ask his 40 year old math teacher on a date while he was in college before he could his friend told him he was post-ordering.
by SlinkSoda September 22, 2023
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