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Morris Oxford

The car where you usually put your Oxford dictionary because this car is where your Oxford dictionary is easier to find compared to other places where you can put stuffs, including (but not exclusive to) this dictionary.
Whenever I need to look something up, I just check the back seat of my Morris Oxford; my Oxford dictionary is always in there.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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Skindow of Opportunity

When your kids aren't home and you might get to have sex.
Andy's skindow of opportunity was closing. They had to pick up the kids in an hour and it might be a month before they'd be alone again.
by Roadhouse2769 November 22, 2016
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Murphy's Law opportunist

Someone who utilizes the "reliable" bad-luck-causing syndrome of Murphy's Law by actually turning it his own benefit or that of his friends. Extra points if these other folks actually hire him for pay to "suffer on their behalf".
One excellent example of a Murphy's Law opportunist would be someone who hangs out his laundry to dry on an occasion when rain is desired.
by QuacksO August 11, 2019
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Emmanuel P Ofori

Emmanuel P Ofori is a man who will court you for months. Ghost your ass, go back and fuck his married ex. In addition, he is a smurf.
Emmanuel P Ofori is a man who will court you for months. Ghost your ass, go back and fuck his married ex. In addition, he is a smurf.
by Revengbitch26! December 15, 2021
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Emmanuel P Ofori

Emmanuel P Ofori is a man who will court you for months. Ghost your ass, go back and fuck his married ex. In addition, he is a smurf.
Emmanuel P Ofori is a man who will court you for months. Ghost your ass, go back and fuck his married ex. In addition, he is a smurf.
by Revengbitch26! December 15, 2021
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st edwards oxford

St Edwards Oxford school. Low key good, but shit teaching. Girls are snakes and start drama while all the boys are pedos racists, both are rich daddy’s money pricks. The shells are violently bullied… for character!!!

Things to have to go to St Edwards:
- parents with a MASSIVE NETWORTH
- a north face
- a massive trust fund
- a crusty white dog
- a nic addiction
person 1 - « do you know of St Edwards Oxford «
person 2 - « oh yes! my friends son goes there! HUGE prick and gets 0 bitches »
by snug cb kid go je j go cvhy November 13, 2022
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