Slum Tour

A tour that usually consists of very few gigs performed by a little known band living out of a van.

For example, a band starting out on a tour with little networking and money is embarking on a slum tour.
Dude that was such a slum tour, we only played 3 shows and I had to shower in a burger king bathroom.
by Aspic Elm Hook May 23, 2012
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Skimpies On Tour

Skimpy bar maids and dancers go on tour to different locations for work.
I wish Skimpies On Tour would come to our local.

I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip
by Skimpies On Tour May 27, 2016
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EU sex tour

To have sex with one person from every country currently or ever part of the European union.
I only have one country left on my EU sex tour.
by Penman96 May 15, 2021
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Secu tour

A spontaneous wild adventure to somewhere you don‘t even think about where you go or drive. Travel blindly to somewhere far only to chill, smoke or enjoy the view. The word secu defines a something that is completly illogic and something what you say: WTF.
Hassen:“Yow let‘s make a secu tour bro“

Bryan:“ Yeah just drive to France and make a stop somewhere to chill out“

Hassen:“ Easy bro, go to the gas station to buy cigarettes“
by ponchoboy December 22, 2018
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Warped Tour 2005

This was the most iconic warped Tour that ever took place. It’s where bands like My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy played on the same stage. This was how the Peteky ship was born. Pete Wentz and his gay little ass Walked over to Mikey Way and was like “hey bro I like the skin from your shoulder to your ear it makes it all worth it.” And then Mikey was like “ya no homo tho” and Pete nodded in agreement.
Then they stood on a bridge and watched a New Mexico sunset, went to Waterparks, and gave each other high fives.

Oh they also had a little gang thing they called “the sweet little dudes”

It was also known as ‘The summer of like’ which was the original title of the Fall Out Boy song Band The Doldrums. It was originally written for one of the Shrek movies but ended up on their 2007 album Infinity On High. It’s obviously about Mikey Way himself along with like 80% of the album.
Person 1: warped tour 2005 was so funny.

Person 2: ya haha pete Wentz and Mikey way were super gay though.

Person 2: ya I agree.
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world fuck tour

A couple's or individual goal to fuck everywhere and/or fuck someone in each country in the world.
So far, Kelly and I have done a world fuck tour in Canada, the US, Mexico, Japan, and Philipines. It seems like we're moving westward.

As part of his world fuck tour, Marcus has fucked 30 women in the same number of countries.
by PenguinSlideMaster December 25, 2019
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