polish mother

often times confused with jewish mother,
polish mothers are very loving and round in shape, many times have a high voice, and have sons that like video games,

that polish mother is definatly not a milf, but she can make delicious cookies

by Jason Paul January 19, 2009

Mothers Mank

Something disgusting

Me: Dean, do you like banoffee pie?

Dean: Ergh no, it's ya mothers mank!!

by h1987 February 07, 2011

mother gayness

When your mum is anoying you and nagging all the time and shes just being a big poop.

your sucha lump of mother gayness

by Alexa and Aisha August 01, 2009

mother crapper

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.

I lost the game! Mother crapper!

by G. Thomas October 16, 2006

backseat mothering

Unsolicited advice from someone you clearly don't care to talk to.

I've had about as much backseat mothering as I can stomach from this bitch.

by Darien October 05, 2005

like a mother

Christian version of "like a motherfucker"

It's snowing like a mother.

by staminator January 18, 2014

step mother

a bitch that gets a divorse from her husband and moves into your house after your mother dies and screws your dad. she will do anything to buy your love for about a year but then she becomes a total bitch.

kid: can i go out?
step mother: no, you have to finish your homework!
kid: i did already.
step mother: no, your staying home to clean your room then!

by ~Jenna~ April 18, 2006