Storm Off

To leave work suddenly without warning, or cause, or simply, to not show up at all.

“Hey you didn't show up for work, are you “Storming off?’”

“He came in for about five minutes, then decided to ‘Storm off’ for the rest of the day.

by Pastapecker January 9, 2022

gobbing off

(UK slang) - Boastful, idle or rude comments.

If he keeps gobbing off I will knock his block off.

by ukchavwatcher October 11, 2015

scrub off

To daydream of surreal scenarios and situations that have just been mentioned or wondered about, often in an exaggerated manner as seen in the character of JD in scrubs

JD: god that lecturer is boring
Elliot: even though his boring dont scrub off again especially about the whole seperating your head from your body thing again

by maso+cookie March 13, 2009

Jacketing off

When a male tricks onlookers into thinking that his hands are in his jacket together (interlocking the ends of both sleeve holes) while simultaneously using one arm to jack it hard.

Female Onlooker : OMG, look at Lyle, he is so Jacketing off right now in the corner.

Male Onlooker: No I don't think so, he's just really cold and has both his sleeves connecting to keep in the warmth.

by Chocodiles August 17, 2012

In off the pink

When , during and particularly energetic bout of sexual intercourse, you withdraw the knob a little too far and when attempting to re-enter the otters pocket it is deflected into the chocolate speedway

Fiona threw her head back and howled like a banshee....'What the fuck was that...?' she screamed, 'Sorry love, must have gone 'in off the pink'..I suppose a blow is out of the question...?'.wank durch

by Rifleman59 May 19, 2010

Jegging Off

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013

Beatzing off

The act of touching oneself in a private area whilst thinking about the DJ MR.Beatz

"I was a touch lonely last night so I ended up just beatzing off on my own."

by BassHeadz Design May 13, 2020