car conference

A name given to conversations had in a car at the end of a night out, in which events and goings on of the evening are discussed at length, along with the consequences of these events, people who are hated, people who are loved, the outlook for the future, and love and life and mankind in general; all the big philosophical questions. Often take place between the hours of midnight and 4am and can also be described as a "post-party debrief".

Person 1: God, what is my life.

Person 2: Look at your life, look at your choices.

Person 1: It's fine, we'll car conference it up later.

Person 2: Thank god for the motherfucking car conference.

by fordsmax June 22, 2012

Kik Car

Throwing food or drinks at a friend or friends.

Dude did you see Damien at lunch? He got the kik car so bad!

by !WF! May 17, 2017

shopping car

Any small car which is designed more for carrying shopping between supermarket and home than any other purpose. Often popular with the Barry crowd due to their low resale values and insurance premiums.

That's not a street racer, it's just a shopping car with three-spokes and a fart can exhaust.

by Timberwolf March 3, 2005

car kettle

Slang term for a male who is of homosexual orientation. Its origins lie somewhere in the darkest regions of deepest Norfolk. Follows the same etymology as arse twister

"That twat's a right car kettle"

by ben kippin July 1, 2004

Manny Car

A beat up shitter of a car

Manny Car had a shitter of a Nissan hardtop truck. Bumpers gone, taillights out, no seats.

by urbanparks October 3, 2019

car surprise

The synergy between a driver and their vehicle when an unnoticed object suddenly appears in their path, leading to a quick slam of the brakes and "oh shit!" expression of the driver. The vehicle itself jerks back suddenly, as if the object has startled it.

Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.

What a dip....Mike's been drinking all day and now he's trying to parallel park. Every time he starts to back up and looks in his rearview, he gets car surprise.

by LuckyPucker April 3, 2009

Car Chix

Girls who love racing, building cars, wrenching, street racing and taking shit talkers to Gapplebees

Those C2cneckbraker Car Chixs put bus lengths on their competition

by Fastbittthhhh March 19, 2022