ticket

a very bad person

oh my god they're such a ticket

by anonymous February 2, 2025

Rip your ticket

(Verb) To completely destroy one (or more) person in the sack/bed. Leaving one motionless after climax.

A: Are you gonna go to the movies?
C: I'll be there this weekend.
A: Good I'll see you there; and "rip your ticket".

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 17, 2018

Dump truck ticket

The act of sexual intercourse with a fat chick that statistcally is under 5" tall & over weighs at least 225lbs.

Lehroy was awarded his Dump Truck Ticket after performing his trademark reverse double dunker move, on that Jabba the Hut lookalike fat chick, in the back of his mobile home...

by rathole November 25, 2009

Ticket

Acid/LSD
Better word than tabs

Bro he just took 19 tickets he's gonna die

by bodas December 13, 2022

OG TICKET

Flamefraggs (funny moment man) coined this word as it represents his 9-year-old army

Render: bro, look at these fans!

Flame: THEY'RE MY OG TICKET BRO PLEASSEEE
Kalal: bro, shut the *era era aah* up

by oh_itstotallymookie May 10, 2022

The ticket

Being that guy. The ticket to get out of the mud. The golden ticket to success.

“Did you see Johnny got 3 d1 offers yesterday?”

“Yeah bro, he’s the ticket”

by Blart wit the shifts May 14, 2023

Turtle Ticket

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.

If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.

by i8toast April 11, 2013