while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.
by lucas i January 13, 2008
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this ticket can be used up to 5 times
this ticket can be used up to 5 times
person 1 sends nudes ticket
person 2 sends some nudes
person 1 explains what kind he wants
person 2 sends wanted photos
person 2 sends some nudes
person 1 explains what kind he wants
person 2 sends wanted photos
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