Somebody who always seems to know where everybody is at all times, even when huge amounts of effort have been taken to ditch them.
Originates from the way in which they travel mostly through the rafters, so as to stay out of everyone's awareness like a ninja
Originates from the way in which they travel mostly through the rafters, so as to stay out of everyone's awareness like a ninja
Person 1) Wow... I can't believe it, we managed to ditch Barfield. Now to spend some quality time with the amigos without jokes being undermined etc.
Barfield) *sprints along rafters like a Shinobi, darting from the shadows with unprecedented stealth* Hey guys, what are you all doing in town? You told me you all had the plague... You weren't tryin to ditch me, were you?
Person 2) Jesus, you're such a fuckin' rafters ninja
Barfield) *sprints along rafters like a Shinobi, darting from the shadows with unprecedented stealth* Hey guys, what are you all doing in town? You told me you all had the plague... You weren't tryin to ditch me, were you?
Person 2) Jesus, you're such a fuckin' rafters ninja
by Andy Hutchings January 13, 2008
Get the rafters ninja mug.A Ninja Typo is a punctuation or grammatical error that does not reveal itself to the author (no matter how hard the author looks for it) until it is too late (i.e. after it has been published in a way that cannot be retracted).
Example : Dang! I proofread this email 3 times and I STILL managed to leave the "l" out of "turtle". That Ninja Typo just killed my chances of getting re-elected.
by Mank002 October 22, 2014
Get the Ninja Typo mug.Girl 1: How are you feeling?
Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.
Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.
Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.
Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.
by newsvava February 21, 2009
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by Dancingdanshittingsand October 29, 2012
Get the drunken ninja mug.Video game opponent who appears to teleport all over the map due to lag.
Sometimes using a lag switch.
Sometimes using a lag switch.
by Yhatzee January 31, 2009
Get the Lag Ninja mug.the art of sporting socks with thong flip flops, which in fact look like the traditional footwear worn by Ninjas
at first glance he looked like a geek with his socks and flip flops on, but wait...don't ninjas wear stuff like that, he could know karate... he does have Ninja Toes!!
by nevets eural September 5, 2010
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