Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.
by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016
Get the Texas Milk Mustachemug. by littlepigs September 21, 2020
Get the truffle butter mustachemug. The act of a man's clean shaven face being ridden by a woman with a hairy bush in order to receive cunnalingus.
A mustache ride being performed on a man without a mustache.
A mustache ride being performed on a man without a mustache.
by Dr. N. K. O'Flavormash May 25, 2014
Get the reverse mustache ridemug. When a man is banging a girl on her period, and then forces his bloody penis into her mouth, thus giving her a red velvet looking mustache.
Daaaayyyummm this Mexican chick had the biggest red velvet mustache I have ever seen in my life. It was like Niagara Falls down there.
by Its Manda! May 9, 2011
Get the Red Velvet mustachemug. I know a gay redneck man named Charles, aka. "Brokeback Charles" who sported a Fu Manchu Mustache, cowboy hat and a pick-up truck. When he wasn't in the oilfield he loved to leer at all the straight married men and children. He gave me the creeps!
by Miguela- December 13, 2009
Get the Fu Manchu Mustachemug. by J-dawg shizzle September 1, 2009
Get the Mr. Mustache Manmug. it's basically where a chick is sucking on a guy and he shoots his load on her face, mostly around her mouth. This makes it look like the chick just got done eating a glazed doughnut, hense the name.
by Gangstuh Nyki April 25, 2006
Get the glazed doughnut mustachemug.