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Montana

Fucking mountains, bears, and occaisionally a town. Overall a very nice place to be
“Man i want to go to montana”
Good idea that place rocks”
by Definitely not vipr October 12, 2022
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Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!
by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016
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Montana Ranch Catastrophe

This was when a man got a bull on his farm and or ranch par say and it got mad cow disease and went ape shit and raped a mouse with alien bouse
Montana Ranch Catastrophe: I dont speak, I dont think I just am bulll
by Mongolian Enthusiast July 19, 2025
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MONTANA Of 300

The rap god, Walter Anthony "Tony" Bradford, better known by his stage name Montana of 300, is an American rapper, singer and songwriter from Chicago, Illinois. His debut studio album, Fire in the Church, was released on May 20, 2016. He continues to surpass every artist with his remixes and own work to this day. Nobody can compare to Montana, he is the boy that never sold his soul.
Who’s the best rapper alive? Friend: Montana of 300!!! AH HUHHHHH!!!
by jake1234567 June 14, 2022
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French Montana

Those goddamn annoying Minecraft Villagers you hear on the radio.
Mackey: Why do I hear a Villager on the radio?

Minnie: It's probably that French Montana douche again!
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022
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French Montana

When one man is wearing a house coat with only nylons on and is smoking a Corella De' Ville bitch stick cigarette and gently blow smoke rings against an ass less chap wear cowboys butthole.
I just saw that guy in nylons giving that cowboy a french montana, my mind is blown. He blew smoke rings inside the cowboys exsposed buttox
by Jimmy wang chang June 14, 2022
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montana academy

that girl was so messed up, she got sent to montana academy
by verytroubledteen406 January 30, 2018
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