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Mongolian Tootsie Roll

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.
Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.
by Suspensee October 6, 2020
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MODOU

A very handsome person, girls fall in love with him, he is always making new friends. And holds huge amounts of money. Loves hugs and kisses. And is very rare to find.
Josh- "hey Jim u look so Modou today"
Jim - "I wish that was my name"
Josh- "ikr"
by Nyash demon May 21, 2022
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Mongolians

A person who's ethnicity isn't obvious, but some sort of Asian background is apparent in their features. They often subject people to random acts of terror when they are confined in metropolis areas. They like horses, cold weather and to eat people on a as needed basis.
That chick just threw a chair for no apparent reason. Typical Mongolians.
by Shannon92024 November 10, 2010
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Mongo Beefhead

A mongo is a woman with a hideous body but nice face.
A beefhead is the opposite, being blessed with the body of a supermodel, but the features of a disabled gorilla after a particularly nasty car crash in which the airbag failed to deploy.
A combination of the two, mongo beefhead, is obvious.
Beefheads are the worst, because they can look nice from the back. Which can prove embarassing should you point her out to your friends, only for them to laugh when she turns round and they see her deformed visage.

See also Tip Drill
"Dude, check her out."
"Eww no way, definite beefhead. Only if she puts a bag over her head"
by ?? March 23, 2004
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mongolian shower

a combined shower of urine, period blood and poo.
Having three skanky hookers at my disposal, i took advantage of this opportunity to take a mongolian shower.
by autoreverseaudio November 14, 2007
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Mongolian Chicken

A food so delicious it almost makes you scream for joy. It's a kind of chinese food!
I love Mongolian Chicken; it takes me to my happy place!
by Shawn B. May 15, 2003
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mongo

"Leave Timmy alone, he's not a mongo he's special!"
by Phallic Slime August 23, 2009
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