by Miqueloudium November 22, 2021
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When he was born, the Earth's axis of rotation shifted slightly due to the mass of his ginormous balls.
Backflips spontaneously at any random moment. Once backflipped a guy's chin up his face.
Is friends with the King of Shit Takes, Cota. Or as he likes to call it, the king of sh*t takes.
Friends with the most vanilla person on the planet, Tako.
Friends with an osu addict named Vincent who wishes his dick was as continental as Migwel's.
Bent space and time just so he could fuck his friend's mom in the living room full of the whole family without anyone noticing like a gigachad.
deez
Will beat the anyone who says "amogus" like a balloon.
๐ ฑ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ฑ๐ด๐ก ๐ง๐๐ง ๐๐ ฑ๐ ฑ ๐๐ ฑ๐ด๐ ๐๐ ฑ๐ด๐ก๐๐ ๐ผ ๐ด๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐ ฑ๐ ฑ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ฑ๐ ฑ ๐ญ๐
Once played with Cota's cat, known to be the demon of the house. Made the cat a box fort and pet him for twenty minutes.
When he was born, the Earth's axis of rotation shifted slightly due to the mass of his ginormous balls.
Backflips spontaneously at any random moment. Once backflipped a guy's chin up his face.
Is friends with the King of Shit Takes, Cota. Or as he likes to call it, the king of sh*t takes.
Friends with the most vanilla person on the planet, Tako.
Friends with an osu addict named Vincent who wishes his dick was as continental as Migwel's.
Bent space and time just so he could fuck his friend's mom in the living room full of the whole family without anyone noticing like a gigachad.
deez
Will beat the anyone who says "amogus" like a balloon.
๐ ฑ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ฑ๐ด๐ก ๐ง๐๐ง ๐๐ ฑ๐ ฑ ๐๐ ฑ๐ด๐ ๐๐ ฑ๐ด๐ก๐๐ ๐ผ ๐ด๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐ ฑ๐ ฑ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ฑ๐ ฑ ๐ญ๐
Once played with Cota's cat, known to be the demon of the house. Made the cat a box fort and pet him for twenty minutes.
Guy 1: Haha did you see Migwel? It looks like he's always got a boner on the job.
Guy 2: Haha yeah. Pretty big one though don't you think?
Guy 1: Bro... you gay?
Guy 2: Nah but I know a good dick when I see one.
Migwel: Here lemme show you a picture.
Guy 1: Daaaamn! That your limp dick or does it just flop down like that?
Migwel: Here's a picture of it fully erect.
Guys 1 and 2: ...
Migwel: ๐ ฑ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ฑ๐ด๐ก ๐ง๐๐ง ๐๐ ฑ๐ ฑ ๐๐ ฑ๐ด๐ ๐๐ ฑ๐ด๐ก๐๐ ๐ผ ๐ด๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐ ฑ๐ ฑ๐ ๐ ๐
Tako: poop shittted cummed fart man
Guy 2: Haha yeah. Pretty big one though don't you think?
Guy 1: Bro... you gay?
Guy 2: Nah but I know a good dick when I see one.
Migwel: Here lemme show you a picture.
Guy 1: Daaaamn! That your limp dick or does it just flop down like that?
Migwel: Here's a picture of it fully erect.
Guys 1 and 2: ...
Migwel: ๐ ฑ๐๐ฟ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ฑ๐ด๐ก ๐ง๐๐ง ๐๐ ฑ๐ ฑ ๐๐ ฑ๐ด๐ ๐๐ ฑ๐ด๐ก๐๐ ๐ผ ๐ด๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐ ฑ๐ ฑ๐ ๐ ๐
Tako: poop shittted cummed fart man
by BlackBread November 22, 2021
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Get the Miquel de la Mel mug.Maguelone is a cute garden fairy
She loves reading and spending time with her animals and friends.
Maguelone can also spend a whole day reading or doing something she loves to do.
Maguelone is a very passionate and kind person, who can also be over excited when drama is going on
She loves reading and spending time with her animals and friends.
Maguelone can also spend a whole day reading or doing something she loves to do.
Maguelone is a very passionate and kind person, who can also be over excited when drama is going on
by prettysurehesfuckingwithmyhead November 23, 2021
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Mijuel (My-jewel) is priceless
by Mijuel November 23, 2021
Get the mijuel mug.Migual is a short Dominican that is always making jokes. He considers himself top of the food chain but really is a small fish. He has the confidence of a god with the body of a midget. He is alway trying to help and has a good heart. A good friend and a loyal one. Migual will alway be someone you should consider having around , even if it to look taller or have a best friend.
Mishel: I want a husband
Migual:Hola mami quรฉ es lo que my name is Migual the husband u can fit in ur pocket.
Migual:Hola mami quรฉ es lo que my name is Migual the husband u can fit in ur pocket.
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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