Max

Max is a legend amongst the ladies but is secretly homosexual. He can please a woman but would rather please a man. He has small to average genitalia. He loves the outdoors and getting smashed on the weekends. Probably good with cars and other things but chooses to spend his time alone masturbating to men. But other than all that a totally cool dude

Is that man homosexual? He’s probably named Max.

by Max is a pepe November 30, 2017

max

just some guy ya know

guy 1= "who's that?"

guy 2= "that's just a max."

by just max October 22, 2020

Max

That one Dumass who pretends to be a savage even though he’s a skinny piece of shit

Yo u see max
Yea that skinny picenof shit

by Jeffry69 June 12, 2020

Max

The twat that's only nice when wants something, horrible to all of his friends, spoilt boy who uses his parents money, makes fun of mental illnesses

James:why do people like that Max?.
Tom:I don't know he takes the piss out of people with mental illnesses.

by Sl4y3r October 30, 2019

Max

Ahhhh, man
That one guy that will either ruin or make your day, yep that one.
He's a nice guy if you get to know him, for some reason likes post Malone ALOT. Is straight (most of the time) but will most likely be friends with girls more than boys..that's just the way he is!

Boy: Yo dude WTF is up with your new BF
Girl : Max? Oh, he's just being himself.

by Randomeguy125$ September 2, 2019

Max

Max usual short for maxwell or Maximus he is usually really funny and fun to be around and is good and sport but he is very different he can be 2 people he don’t really do good in relationships like he will be loyal in like the 1 month and then he will turn on you and do stuff behind his girls back and cheat on her and usually for a younger girl he will admit he did wrong and try to come back to you but will do the exact the again so neve trust a max

Max: hey girl

Genna: hey

Max: wanna come over tn it’ll be fun

Genna: dont you when a girlfriend

Max: yeah but she don’t have to know

Genna : but she’s one of the prettiest girls in school and your coming to me why
Max: cause I know you’ll give me what I want

Genna:.......

by Amanda minder March 26, 2020

max

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yeah definetelelelleleleley

by polloAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 3, 2020