--The method of calculating on your fingers the possible number of hours you can sleep after being up later than you wanted.--
Sleep Math is usually only done when you know you have to get up early, wished you could just sleep in, and are stressing because you're afraid you might not get enough sleep.
With a normal, not exhausted brain, you could probably do this math in your head. However, since you are tired you have to go back to how you did math as a child, counting on fingers.
Sleep Math is usually only done when you know you have to get up early, wished you could just sleep in, and are stressing because you're afraid you might not get enough sleep.
With a normal, not exhausted brain, you could probably do this math in your head. However, since you are tired you have to go back to how you did math as a child, counting on fingers.
(Couple intended to go to bed 'early' this particular night, and instead, stayed up way late talking & watching old episodes of The Sopranos.)
After finally brushing teeth and getting ready for bed, girl notices guy using his fingers to count something, like this 30+ man is all of sudden a 5 year old--
Girl to Guy--"You must be doing Sleep Math"
After finally brushing teeth and getting ready for bed, girl notices guy using his fingers to count something, like this 30+ man is all of sudden a 5 year old--
Girl to Guy--"You must be doing Sleep Math"
by M circled and M3 April 29, 2011
by LEOGEO November 15, 2009
When the teacher asked little Timmy how he got his homework done so fast, Timmy replied,
"I went home and did some crystal math."
"I went home and did some crystal math."
by PepPep98 April 17, 2011
by KtC August 12, 2003
The ability to see a loss as only a temporary situation that will turn around to your benefit in the end.
Person 1: Its time to walk away form the poker table, you've already lost $200
Person 2: I haven't lost it I'm just down, I'm due to win a few hands
Person 1: Stop using gamblers math.
Person 2: I haven't lost it I'm just down, I'm due to win a few hands
Person 1: Stop using gamblers math.
by TCuneo September 27, 2011
An evil human being
Guy 1: man, who’s the creator of math?
Guy 2: yo I think it’s that guy called Pythagoras.
Guy 1: I wanna kill that guy...
Guy 2: yo I think it’s that guy called Pythagoras.
Guy 1: I wanna kill that guy...
by Jakiii2345 June 11, 2020
Steve: Jobs "She only talks to me when she needs some help in math"
Bob Marley: "What a fakin math digger-mon Rasta fasa fuck these hoes"
Bob Marley: "What a fakin math digger-mon Rasta fasa fuck these hoes"
by chill pinoy January 21, 2016