El Mariachi

Main character in "El Mariachi" trilogy: "El Mariachi," "Desperado," and "Once Upon a Time in Mexico;" portrayed by Spaniard Antonio Banderas in the latter 2 movies

El Mariachi was a vengenace-seeking badass, Bro!

by Da Nastee One December 3, 2003

maria butyrskaya

N. (mah-ree-uh boo-tear-sky-uh)

Russian figure skater (ice skater). Also known as "Masha". 1999 World Champion, two time Olympian, three time European Champion. Oldest Ladies' World and European Firgure Skating champion (ages 26-World Champ and 29-Euro Champ). Beat Michelle Kwan. Hottie! Looks like actress Eva Marie Saint (from back in the day).

I don't like Olympic-eligible figure skating now that Maria Butyrskaya doesn't skate anymore.

by OStar May 28, 2006

maria ozawa

A half canadian, half japanese porn star. Does Japanese porn exlusively, which means her genitals are usually censored. Come on Japan. Get your shit together.

Also she never fucks white guys. She is pretty hot so it seems like there would be a US market for her... but whatever.

Man, I would really like bend Maria Ozawa over a rail and fuck her from behind. I would totally creampie that shit.

by Preverted Internet User October 10, 2013

Maria

Usually a hispanic or italian woman. very beautiful and sexy. usually dark hair and eyes. sometimes shy, but once you know her she will really talk. spends most time with family, but hangs out with friends whenever she gets the chance. She is also very talented. usually can sing or play an instrument very well, and is artistic.

dude 1: Have you seen that girl over there? she's pretty and really nice.

dude 2: Yeah, she's a total Maria!

by sunkenheart<3 May 12, 2010

Mariah Yeater

The 20 year old paedo who claims that Justin Bieber is the father to her baby after the two had a "30 second romp" backstage at his concert
Many beliebers wish to kill her.

That's not my baby baby baby ooh

Mariah Yeater is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that I am the one but the kid is not my son

If you're having boy problems I can feel for you hun, I've got 99 problems and Justin Bieber's son.

by suckmyape November 7, 2011

maria maria

a song that defined and even transformed a generation...it was often quoted as being an 'instant classic' and something that 'even our grandchildren would listen to'...at its peak popularity it was not uncommon for high school kids to hold 'maria maria' nights, social gatherings where people would take turns praising the song.

god you know what i could really go for right now...exactly..'maria maria' on repeat for the next hour!

by Carlos Santana July 10, 2007

mariah carey

the worlds best singer

Ok even an anti prep has 2 admit that mariah carey ROX!!!

by bobby jack (im a gurl) January 10, 2006