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Whenever something bad occurs, such as your first born being grilled on a barbeque, you must exlaim "MARK". Its always Marks fault
Person 1: Hey isnt that Eddie your first born on the barbeque
Person 2: Oh for fucks sake it is
Person 1 and 2: MARK
by Mark Cuthill August 18, 2022
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nicest person you’ll ever meet. Cares about everyone around him and has the biggest heart.
Mark saved my grandfather from dying last week
by notusingmyrealnameUD August 20, 2022
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STOP WASTING TIME! YOU GOTTA CATCH UP TO MARK!
by ThePharaohOfPasta July 6, 2022
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Mark is usually an older man that has seemingly good looks and an arrogant personality. Mark can be tough but on the inside this man is as good as they come. His words are wise and his advice is short and sweet. Mark isn't afraid to voice his opinion regarding any situation going on. Mark loves whole hearted and is always open and honest with you. A genuine man to take wise words from and remember them. Mark can make your day without even trying, whether it’s a bad joke or a compliment. He knows how to make you smile and is always there to talk to. A great person to confide in and trust, Mark never let’s you down and never makes you feel less than anyone else. Mark is a compassionate and caring soul that only means the best.
“Is that Mark? i love that guy!”
by st0n3dciggs July 17, 2022
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A british, white boy that is in a relationship with a skinny brown boy named Jordan. He has an heirloom in apex legends, a sister that deserves to burn in the deepest pits of hell for trying to take his mans, and blonde. super small penis and can clap without his hands. pounded by jordan. puts butter on poptarts, putty squad sex man

Here's to the ones that we got
Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories
Of everything we've been through
Toast to the ones here today
Toast to the ones that we lost on the way
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories
And the memories bring back, memories bring back you
There's a time that I remember, when I did not know no pain
When I believed in forever, and everything would stay the same
Now my heart feel like December when somebody say your name
'Cause I can't reach out to call you, but I know I will one day, yeah
Everybody hurts sometimes
Everybody hurts someday, ayy ayy
But everything gon' be alright
Go and raise a glass and say, ayy
Here's to the ones that we got
Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories
Of everything we've been through
Toast to the ones here today
Toast to the ones that we lost on the way
'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories
And the memories bring back, memories bring back you
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Memories bring back, memories bring back you
"oh yeah im mark and i want you to fuck me in the ass jordan that lives on East Sherberry LN, 23397 Herpend, New Jersey"
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A dim-wit whos a bit slow in the thinking department. Very imaginative and can never tell a story the same way twice. It is impossible for Mark to cook anything other than toast and a coffee, tho it takes over an hour.
Person 1: Did Mark make you a coffee yet
Person 2: No not yet, should we do it instead?
Person 1: Thats Mark for ya
by Woofwoof123 September 10, 2022
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Mark is the most stunning guy in the world but some people still call him shit even tought Mark gets you anything if you just is his friend. Also MARK IS PRO AT GETTING BITCHES
Mark can you get me some snacks. Mark: SURE ill do anything
by Anonimo203 September 14, 2022
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