manager jokes

The same concept of a dad joke but its in the work place and said by a superior
Man Rory is so annoying he keeps saying the worst manager jokes
by One part of the Rumblers February 27, 2016
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mini manager

A mini manager is an individual who has some semblance of power over their coworkers and uses it to make sure everyone does everything up to their standards.
Girl: "Ugh he keeps looking over at my screen and pointing out when i forget to use capital letters at the start of sentences!!"
Boy: "I know, he's such a mini manager!"
by HorseFear44 July 21, 2024
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documentation manager

Someone that controls documents on all levels within the workplace. They are a very important part of the company where as without their existence, the company also would not exist.

Highly recognized role in the Document Industry. It has been referred to as the most important and respected position of all.
I manage high volumes of documents on a daily basis. My job title is Documentation Manager.
by Deeeeeeeeeeeeznuts May 30, 2017
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manageer

The combining of a manager and an engineering to create a freak of nature that bypasses bureaucracy with the end goal of actually getting work done.
Tom manageered the crap out of that ethics meeting this morning.
by Barrelcaster April 03, 2016
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hockey manager

a girl who signs up to ride the bus, take stats and fill the water bottles for their school hockey team. basically she just wants to flirt/screw the entire hockey team.
i wish i could be a hockey manager
by cocochanel June 15, 2019
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another way of telling someone they are an ***hole or that they have one and it is coveted
lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.

lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.

lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.

lesbemen:
pick it.
by mc ski motts the sauceman March 20, 2016
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Senior Management Action Plan is a path for lateral hires to be inducted in senior positions in a company. This includes exposure to all verticals within stipulated time frame:
a) Customer Care -15 days
b) Finance -5 days
c) Human Resource -10 days
d) Sales and Marketing -20 days
e) Product Development -30 days
f) Business Strategy -30 days
g) Board Meetings -5 days
h) Programming -15 days
i) Customer Satisfaction Survey -10 days
j) Creativity -30 days
The intern is business ready within seven months.
After this the lateral hire is associated with a small team to develop, launch and market a small product all by himself or herself.
In Kalkie Integrated Solutions -the female leaders were inducted by short-term SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)-thanks to Alphabet Inc
by Vishnu Ganrau Kartik October 20, 2016
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