Surreptitiously standing behind someone and pretending to jerk off with the intent to startle, gross out, or annoy them. The Louis CKer should perform this act either by whispering nonsense things in a seductive tone (think David Banner’s “The Whisper Song”) or by making as much noise as possible to indicate you are jerking off (nylon pants or a windbreaker would be excellent for this).
Husband behind wife , “How’s it going hun?”
Wife reading on couch, “Great just reading”
Husband while violently ruffling his pants, “You look fucking gorgeous babe”
Wife turns around and says, “what’s that sound-Oh my god what are you doing?”
Husband, “Haha got you, you have been Louis CKed!”
Wife reading on couch, “Great just reading”
Husband while violently ruffling his pants, “You look fucking gorgeous babe”
Wife turns around and says, “what’s that sound-Oh my god what are you doing?”
Husband, “Haha got you, you have been Louis CKed!”
by ErryDayIamLouieC.K.ing November 11, 2017

very arrogant King of France 1661-1715
it was Louis XIV who ordered the construction of Versailles and famously said " l'état c'est moi", I am the State
by Sexydimma November 15, 2020

the man of everyone's dreams, the hot british actor....he's an icon.... a legend... he is the moment now come on now
by louispartridgestan June 14, 2021

A city in Missouri that is split up in a billion different ways. From Italians to hoodlums to hookers, meth addicts, hoosiers, rich white people, Mexican trailer parks and people who say there from the streets but there really not.then there’s east St. Louis that nobody ever wants to be near cause you’ll get shot within 15 min of going in the streets of the east side St. Louis. There’s northern St. Louis which is mostly old rich white people and then poor people. West side which is also good but you’d rather be there than east side. South side Wich should be blown off the fucking map
Person 1: Yo what part of at Louis you from
Person 2: Man I’m east side dawg, I’ve been living in the trenches.
Person 1: nah you from North St. Louis in the suburbs you pussy bitch.
Person 2: Man I’m east side dawg, I’ve been living in the trenches.
Person 1: nah you from North St. Louis in the suburbs you pussy bitch.
by NiggaPenisCumRag April 1, 2020

The act of taking something very simple, such as an expression or anecdote, and then breaking it down, and/or proving it false due to a science that no one cares about.
-"Hey. Did you hear that?"
"No."
-"How don't you hear that?"
"I can't hear into the past-"
-"Actually, due to the speed sound travels at you only hear the past."
"No man, I hear things when I hear things--"
-"No you don't."
"Dude, you're totally Pulling a Louis!"
"No."
-"How don't you hear that?"
"I can't hear into the past-"
-"Actually, due to the speed sound travels at you only hear the past."
"No man, I hear things when I hear things--"
-"No you don't."
"Dude, you're totally Pulling a Louis!"
by Socialized Healthcare July 21, 2009

A low profile way of refering to marajuana over text or message. Louis Jordan was a jazz singer from the 40's, who more than likely smoked a lot of weed. For the fear of being caught texting or messaging about pot, just say Louis Jordan because it carries the same syllables as marajuana.
by SebWhoCoinedaPhrase July 15, 2011

Generic white singer #293. Composes "music" (if that can be classified somehow as music) that makes your ears bleed.
by SadPP March 1, 2021
