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lumberjack slam

The act of having sex high up in the branches of a tree.
I couldnt get Emily back to my dorm lastnight, but we stopped in the park and I gave her the ole lumberjack slam.
by Daddy Ruxpin November 9, 2010
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Lumberjack Slam

In the standing 69 position, in the midst of passionate lovemaking, the man screams "TTTTTIIIIMMMMMMBBBBEERRRRRR!!!!" and jumps down a staircase in the pile-driver positon. It is advised that the man removes his penis from the woman's mouth prior to commencing said act.
My girlfriend's in a wheelchair for the next three years because of a violent Lumberjack Slam I unleashed on her three weeks ago. Freaking EXTTREEEEMMMEEE
by A-seven September 20, 2009
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Lumberdump

The urgent shit that comes approximately 1 hour after finishing a lumberjack slam from Dennys
OMG I barely made it home from denny's before i took a massive lumberdump
by TedBear1 March 23, 2011
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lumberjack hipster

hipster whose wardrobe consists of plaid, beanies, and a subtle attempt of being mysterious, or too cool, or simply not caring. tries to take the form of a sexy lumberjack, male or female, but often have strong opinions and takes the many characteristics of being a hipster
Only lumberjack hipsters wear beanies and plaid in the summer!
by honest hipster November 28, 2014
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needing a lumberjack

when something has gone far past being able to nip at the bud, and needs something immense to break it off
He won't stop talking to me! I will be needing a lumberjack!
by dwright935 May 27, 2009
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thats so adam lambert

this is the mother of all gayness . he smoked elton jhon , and libirachi , it's as gay as it gets , so insted of saying thats so gay ,we say (thats so adam lambert).
that so adam lambert gay e.g.#1 what do you think of this shirt ? dude! thats so adam lambert . e.g.#2 that car is so adam lambert gay. this t.v show' is so adam lambert
by wic November 29, 2010
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The Lumberjack

fisting a girl in the ass and vagina, in a lumberjack sawing motion.
in bed.. with a male/ feamle doing the fisting
by candace April 7, 2005
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