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A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass
Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters
by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024
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Landon

Landon is the closest thing to perfect. Athletic body, Great eyes, hair and aura.

Extremely popular and very well liked by most. If someone does not like him - they will hate him. He is a very peculiar person who keeps people wondering what his next move is, extremely business smart, very good at getting what he wants, and extremely persuasive and responds well in times of emergency. People are often jealous of his looks and personality. Landon is a person who goes to all parties but still likes to remain exclusive. Landon(s) will go above and beyond to deal with a threat, taking action immediately. Success is always available for a Landon.
Landon is Perfection
by gypsygirl1999 November 23, 2021
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landon

a person that is really funny and kind to new people , especially woman. even though he does this he constantly gets bullied by horrible people. he sometimes gets put in the wrong crowd, even if all he wants is to be in a different one. constantly gives himself self hate. if he has a girlfriend then just leave him alone, hes probably in a good place at the moment , BUT, if hes not then just go confront him, especially if your a cute girl. he will love your company and will be a loyal freind and partner till the end. so treat him with the upmost respect and he’ll return it 10 fold.

if you see a landon then there are three rarity’s. common, brown/black hair brown eyes. rare, red hair blue eyes. legendary, blond hair blue eyes. i know blonde hair seems normal they have the most unique personality. and hopefully your looking for that in someone. bye😁
landon is so nice

i love landon’s food
by big_king_420 March 24, 2022
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Landon

Very cool guy and Pippa likes him
Pippa walks in”

Pippa- Hi Landon

Landon- stay away from me
by Epic gay boi August 6, 2021
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Landon

Amazing, Sporty, Strict parents, funny, outgoing, daddy
Landon is sexier than you
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Landon

Really awsome cool dude that’s just awsome and really good at skim and his cock is massive and he’s just really cool
“Landon is everything I want in a man
by Landon234 October 4, 2020
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Landon

landon is one of the most caring and funniest people you could ever meet. landon is very quite but once he opens up to you he’s very loud. just kidding he’s super sweet and will listen to anything you have to say. he may argue with you sometimes and may even do things you would have never thought he would do but at the end of the day he always makes up with you and can laugh everything off. landon is the only people you will feel safe around. when he gives you a hug you never want to let go. he’s like a big giant who is like 10 times stronger then you actually thinks he is. landon is very loveable.
girl 1- that girl katie is always with that guy landon.

girls 2- yea i know landon is so cute!
by puddles/baxter 2116 June 10, 2022
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