Child's Keyboard

That moment of when you hear the high pitched music which equates to the high pitched garble played on a cheap Chinese child's keyboard

Wow, that sounded just like a child's keyboard. My ears hurt

by I am psychotic. June 4, 2016

keyboard trash

When you get so happy or excited for something word can't describe, you type keyboard trash.
ex. ahdiofhihfojsficijsxapdai

p1: What is she doing?
p2: Oh she's typing keyboard trash.

by goingbackto505 September 8, 2016

keyboarding

striking your head over keyboard, when you read something stupid

What an awful grammar, I'm just keyboarding...

by ukoyoki July 17, 2016

Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking

Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard

by Brenda.Rukken January 25, 2018

dodgy keyboard

When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).

Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.

by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017

Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy

A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that

Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg

Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 5, 2019

Keyboard Gangster

Customer who will not enter a store in person, or even pick up the phone, but will not hesitate to trash you, your performance or your company to Hell and back by email or online review. IF any in-person or telephone contact is made, a Keyboard Gangster will go directly to your boss and trash you there as well. Could also be described as a crossbreed of a coward and a Troll.

You can try and get ahold of him, but he won't pick up. He's just a Keyboard Gangster, yo. Just forget about him.

by CosmosTheProfessor December 28, 2019