The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.
by Juiceton hymen August 15, 2017
Get the jerk and poopmug. When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.
Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."
Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."
Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.
Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.
Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.
by Dakrisht August 1, 2016
Get the jerk sessionmug. A dance move made popular by Artie, the Strongest Man in the World from the 1990's Nickelodeon TV show The Adventures of Pete & Pete.
by Anth is the man! December 4, 2010
Get the The Diesel Jerkmug. When your masturbating while using pornagraphic material and you want to finish but in the back of your head you know you can find a better video. So you end up watching multiple videos because the thumbnail looks 10 times better than the last.
Jimmy only had a short amount of time to mess around, before he knew it he was in a jerk trap and chafed himself so badly he couldn't mess around for a month.
by TheFiims June 3, 2011
Get the Jerk Trapmug. The action of simulated masturbation while making an angry face and pointing at your intended victim.
by luvbird October 24, 2011
Get the Angry Jerkmug. by raven4575 February 20, 2009
Get the Patrol Jerkmug. Your drinking and then realize your horny and probably not going to get laid so you go home and jerk.
by JEFFJERK May 20, 2010
Get the Perk and Jerkmug.