when someone "likes" a status on facebook that is clearly not worthy of a like, as with a very depressing status or a fail.
a) i just lost my job!!! - like
b) just broke my razor scooter!!! - like
both are examples of ironic likes
b) just broke my razor scooter!!! - like
both are examples of ironic likes
by i_am_yit June 08, 2011
DJ: There aint shit goin on, man.
Andy: Whatcha gonna get into?
DJ: Dunno. I may as well go smash iron.
Andy: Whatcha gonna get into?
DJ: Dunno. I may as well go smash iron.
by jagerbombrockstar October 17, 2008
Meme Man: This table is Hyper ironic
Meme Man Jr.: No it's not, it's a table.
Meme Man: But it is hyper ironic to me
Meme Man Jr.: No it's not, it's a table.
Meme Man: But it is hyper ironic to me
by Slunker's Baby November 20, 2016
A Competition where you and your friends see who can go the longest without masturbating or having sex...
by Daryl L. May 08, 2005
1.) An electronic device which uses applied pressure and heat to straighten one's hair.
2.)By its name one may assume that this is a tool which will enhance the masculinity of homosexual males; ironically, however, its application makes you look gayer.
2.)By its name one may assume that this is a tool which will enhance the masculinity of homosexual males; ironically, however, its application makes you look gayer.
Example 1
Girl: I go to the tanning salon 4 days a week. I wear mac make up. And I use a straightening Iron on my bleached hair.
Other Girl: Cool. Now no one can tell that by nature you're not very attractive.
Example 2
Guy: I think I'm gonna cut my hair. It's too wavy to grow out.
Girl: Just use a straightening iron.
Guy: Sure, that sounds like a blast!
..........15 minutes later.........
Guy: Well, my hair looks straight, but I look much the opposite.
Girl: I go to the tanning salon 4 days a week. I wear mac make up. And I use a straightening Iron on my bleached hair.
Other Girl: Cool. Now no one can tell that by nature you're not very attractive.
Example 2
Guy: I think I'm gonna cut my hair. It's too wavy to grow out.
Girl: Just use a straightening iron.
Guy: Sure, that sounds like a blast!
..........15 minutes later.........
Guy: Well, my hair looks straight, but I look much the opposite.
by Kawlyn1029 June 25, 2005
Phrase used to describe it when a woman's pubic hair is so massive, it prevents anyone from getting inside her.
"Everything was going great until I got her naked and I realized no one can penetrate the iron curtain."
by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006
a beast song by Black Sabbath. one of the greatest.
iron man will spread fear among all. iron man is god.
iron man is the shiznit.
iron man will spread fear among all. iron man is god.
iron man is the shiznit.
by V.T November 14, 2003