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Wish Wash

When you break even on something, or when two opposite things cancel out.
You've lost a dollar because you were misbehaving in a grocery store, but when we went to the mall, you surprised me with your excellent behavior, so I'll give you a dollar for that. Don't bother touching your money paper, because it's a wish wash.
by Qwickable May 9, 2021
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self wash

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands
I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash
by jagwaggin March 22, 2011
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so wash

The area of Philadelphia, south of Washington Ave. Traditionally east of Broad street.

Also, used to describe things that only happen or are acceptable only in this area.
Person One: "I went to the Superfresh on Columbus wearing my velour tracksuit and bought a gallon of olive oil'

Person Two: "That is so so wash"
by Grouse Pilot 1 November 16, 2010
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Brand-washed

A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.
1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.

2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.

3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!
by Jessi in Chicago September 8, 2016
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Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.
Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!
by Car washer February 8, 2020
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White Wash

White washing is basically turning a black / non-white character to a white character. An offensive thing to do towards blacks/ non-whites.
a: Huh? Isn't Kaeya a tan character?
b: Yes he is, he is white washed here.
by hiiso June 28, 2021
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west washed

When some kind of non western media gets changed up to appeal more to the western audience, going even so far that important cultural elements get cut out.
a: do you like the movie xy?
b: no, i prefer the books, they're not so west washed!
by nah better not July 13, 2022
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