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by second coming of jesus May 6, 2020
Get the fight club mug.Similar to the upper decker but requires much more skill, balance, and dexterity. It also requires a lot more clean up. The toilet used for this act requires a seat AND a lid to create the full effect. The act of defecating on the lip or edge of the toilet bowl, then after log is carefully laid, gently close the seat and lay another log on the seat directly above the first one. Once that is accomplished, gently close the lid and create a multi layered turd sandwich otherwise known as the Porcelain Club.
Ed thought it would be funny to leave an upper decker at my house. I took revenge my to the next level by leaving a Porcelain Club at his house.
by bjhawk August 21, 2018
Get the Porcelain Club mug.A test that determines if one's future significant other (e.g., future boyfriend/girlfriend) is a keeper. This is usually done on a date by bringing the subject (e.g., future significant other) to a club where he/she is supposedly to get hit on by other suitors.
If the subject welcomes & accepts advances by other suitors and completely ignores his/her date, the subject is said to have failed the test. This test happens in both straight and gay communities; though, it's more prevalent in the latter.
If the subject welcomes & accepts advances by other suitors and completely ignores his/her date, the subject is said to have failed the test. This test happens in both straight and gay communities; though, it's more prevalent in the latter.
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Friend: So how did the club test go for your future boyfriend, Trevor?
You: He failed badly. We went to this club last Friday night, and a hot blonde started talking to us. Trevor very much welcomed the newcomer's presence to the point that he asked me to watch their drinks for a minute.
Friend: Damn, what a douche.
You: Yep. The club test surely revealed that he's a very low-quality BF material. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Friend: So how did the club test go for your future boyfriend, Trevor?
You: He failed badly. We went to this club last Friday night, and a hot blonde started talking to us. Trevor very much welcomed the newcomer's presence to the point that he asked me to watch their drinks for a minute.
Friend: Damn, what a douche.
You: Yep. The club test surely revealed that he's a very low-quality BF material. Ain't nobody got time for that.
by amazingjay April 23, 2013
Get the club test mug.by Kanye east December 14, 2018
Get the Club fuego mug.a group of 2 gay guys and 1 hot chick. or 1 hot gay guy and 2 chicks, very fashion oriented but broke.
* gay=not straight
curve=not straight
* gay=not straight
curve=not straight
by liYao March 29, 2009
Get the club curve mug.What some people call "The Uro Club" -- a urinal disguised as a golf club.
A golfer is suppose to piss into it instead of sneaking off to the bushes to have a wee.
A golfer is suppose to piss into it instead of sneaking off to the bushes to have a wee.
Hey, there's an infomercial for The Pisso Club on the telly.
Maybe I should buy one of the asinine things and give it to dad.
Maybe I should buy one of the asinine things and give it to dad.
by Telephony2 July 8, 2023
Get the The Pisso Club mug.A movie where these kids all decide to kill themselves by jumping in front of trains,chopping off hands...etc its a
Really good movie, but kinda funny in a sick twisted way.So go watch it!
pie is cool!
Really good movie, but kinda funny in a sick twisted way.So go watch it!
pie is cool!
Person 1:Oh my god did you see suicide club!
Person2:Yea lets start one!
Person1:totally,but if we all die won't that be the end of the club
Person2:Yea lets start one!
Person1:totally,but if we all die won't that be the end of the club
by miamber May 18, 2008
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