Second Childhood

An enlightened state where an adult returns to childhood. Hard to achieve but it can be done.

I’m gonna have a second childhood no matter what you say or think!

by I Like To Define Words November 25, 2021

second-worst

The second worst thing in existence.

My mother is the second-worst thing in existence because she moaned when i hugged her.

by TheOneRestraining November 9, 2017

John second

A long time, generally between 2-3 hours possible to extend to 24 hrs depending on beer and bitches

Example: ill be there in a john second... 3 hrs later you arrive

by uH psych June 4, 2018

Wet Second

An extended period of time usually when you're bored off your tree

Oisin: Did it take you long to bust a load last night?

Brendan: Yea, I lasted a wet second

by Wet second January 29, 2018

Cereal Second

One who pours milk into bowl before the cereal. Also sure sign someone is a cop.

Heard Chris was a cereal second guy, not really surprising considering all the trouble he got out of after the bust.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 30, 2018

18 Seconds

The amount of time it takes for a comment to be deleted on Dildo Death Race

It's really sickening that these "moderators" are deleting my comment after 18 seconds

by Lamezoner March 20, 2021

second harvest

a beverage that can only be created where you drink alcohol, digest it, and then urinate it into a container.

i got gotta chug this second harvest, FAST!

by bullettimeboom April 6, 2016