im so drunk

The mating call of the blondes

"im so drunk" (strategicly when a guy is close by)

by Monsier Pie November 6, 2003

dude im trippin

what you say when you are far out on LSD or magic mushrooms

Lucy- Do you see all those butterflys in the other room?
Cody- No
Lucy- Dude im trippin

by leicaluna July 14, 2009

im not pretty enough

YES YOU ARE. Why even look this up... I did it’s bc I feel like it when I get rejected by the person I love but come on there’s plenty of fish in the sea just let time decide. Someone who appreciates you will come your way one day I know it. Also who cares about looks what matters is what’s in your heart and your personality. Now go to sleep I bet it’s late when you think about this stuff.

Example: YOUR FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

Don't say im not pretty enough if you have a great personality then your beautiful

by Juliannanoa246 June 21, 2019

im a sick fuck

I like a quick fuck (woo)

im a sick fuck I like a quick fuck I like my dick sucked Ill buy you a sick truck

by Aruely November 14, 2018

Im the ape man

a coded amphetamine-fueled song by the British hippy group The Kinks.Ray Davies eventually suffered a nervous and physical breakdown from the pressures of wild drink/drug-infused lifestyle.He ditched his wild ways and wrote the song 'You nearly got me' after recovery

Im the ape man is anagram of amphetamine.

by mohair August 10, 2007

Im high as shit

The perfect way to describe ones high after smoking MULTIPLE BOWLS of exotics.

(Josh): Man those bowls were fat
(Eric): Yea im hIGH as SHiT

by teh jeebz July 10, 2007

im all ears

the act of attempting to tell someone you are willing to talk to them and listen to what they have to say

Monica: "You wont talk with me."
Me: "Call me whenever, Im all ears"

by Patrick McBadass October 31, 2008