by Gardenhead007 December 26, 2010
Get the Jizz Hornmug. Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.
P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"
by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023
Get the Unicorn Hornmug. Someone who thinks about sex constantly and is not afraid to let their passion show.
Eg. Touching / kissing passionately
Eg. Touching / kissing passionately
by Weetyswip August 11, 2015
Get the horn sausagemug. by Jdub101 October 11, 2016
Get the horn swallowermug. by anonymous March 11, 2022
Get the gooney hornmug. refers to the gramophone-like shape of a plastic bag stuck into any vessel (bottles, cartoons or bowls etc.) to funnel or contain/include.
Jack II: In those good old days of wooden dinghies, no guys would hesitate when the nature called you. No cond-u-its, not even T-party kids in ports.
Jackie: But ladies should truely thank Prauda brains, who turned those stinky sailcloth buckets into fashionable wash&dry TOTO bags!
Rose: So, grandma horns wasn't grandma's idea, anyway...
Jackie: But ladies should truely thank Prauda brains, who turned those stinky sailcloth buckets into fashionable wash&dry TOTO bags!
Rose: So, grandma horns wasn't grandma's idea, anyway...
by 👹 murmur raider September 15, 2019
Get the Grandma hornmug. 