Happy Hollandaise

When you hire a midget prostitute, dress her up as a Christmas elf, and cum on her face.

"you need to try the Happy Hollandaise special next time we go out"

by Etultra November 17, 2025

Ham,banana,hollandaise meal

Was created in Yulee, by in the 1750s by Bryan jeffers great great great grandfather

-Yu gon eat dinner?

-nah MA I ain't eating that Ham,banana,hollandaise meal shyt

by Yat yas-le July 17, 2018

marvel_tomh.holland

The very famous person who happens to make marvel povs and edits lol

marvel_tomh.holland Is so cool and famous

by Tom hiddlestons wife June 9, 2021

Bells of Holland

Blonde happy men of The Netherlands.

The bells of Holland are ringing!

by Baylien Culture December 22, 2021

Big Lip Hullagen of Holland

A mischievous blonde man with big lips from The Netherlands who is the nuisance of the village and causes distrucive behavior.

The Big Lip Hullagen of Holland has cause such a ruckus in Amsterdam towards the tourist today.

by Baylien Culture December 23, 2021

the difference between hell and heaven

Hell is waking up early and staring at a chalkboard for 6 hours at traditional school, hell is also staring at your computer for 3 or more hours because of online classes, and heaven is waking up late (like 12 am or 1 pm) and watching your phone freely without any homework or distractions.

"Hell is school, heaven is weekends, that's the difference between hell and heaven."

by AAAMILYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS January 6, 2022

The voice of holland

where judges and band leaders fuck the people who do blind acts.

man 1: did you hear about the voice of holland?
man 2: yeah, they raped her ass!

by Fuck u that has the name mate January 20, 2022