Noah's giant love handles

Wow! Look at Noah's giant love handles!
by fagmaster69 November 19, 2019
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Noah's Fatass Love Handles

Term to describe someone's HUGE love handles.
You are beginning to form Noah's Fatass Love Handles because of all of the junk food you eat!
by DankDickRoaster February 10, 2020
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Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".
I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.
by QuacksO December 07, 2019
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You Can’t Handle Allat

What you say when someone looks like they can’t handle all of the ass their significant other has.
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78 my love handles

I want you to 78 my love handles so hard tonight.
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crazy monkey handle sex

a person having Rectal sex with a man
I had crazy monkey handle sex with your dad.
by Iscludis May 18, 2003
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Three Handled Whirly Bird

Sex involving a man and a woman on an active Twilt-O-Whirl. As the male participant pounds the female participant's clam sandwich(vagina), he performs the chicken dance.
Girl, that carnival folk really gave me an insane Three Handled Whirly Bird
by chris stratler April 27, 2008
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