by fagmaster69 November 19, 2019
Get the Noah's giant love handlesmug. Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".
I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.
by QuacksO December 7, 2019
Get the periodic pump-handle pacificationmug. by DankDickRoaster February 10, 2020
Get the Noah's Fatass Love Handlesmug. by swamp log November 2, 2020
Get the 78 my love handlesmug. by Crazy White Smelvin May 1, 2023
Get the You Can’t Handle Allatmug. by Iscludis May 18, 2003
Get the crazy monkey handle sexmug. Sex involving a man and a woman on an active Twilt-O-Whirl. As the male participant pounds the female participant's clam sandwich(vagina), he performs the chicken dance.
by chris stratler April 26, 2008
Get the Three Handled Whirly Birdmug.